Like most children, I spent a great deal of my childhood wishing I was an adult.
I was going to be a teacher (naturally) and wear a long tartan skirt (I have the preliminary sketches) and spend my evenings watching endless episodes of 999 with nobody mithering me about it “probably not being appropriate for children”.
But what excited me most about adulthood was the prospect of being in charge of what was for dinner.
Of course I now know that this crushing weight of culinary responsibility involves daily trips to Sainsbury’s where I agonise over whether a stir fry meal deal is actually good value if I don’t really want a sauce sachet, but back then I had it all mapped out.
I was going to have a Sara Lee Double Chocolate Gateau for dinner every day.
EVERY DAY.
I have so many fond food memories (which will become the basis of this new Friday blog series, assuming I remember to keep it up) but none compare to that creamy chocolate “cake” which would emerge triumphantly from the freezer.
A terrible stock image of the perfect dessert.
Part of me assumes that anyone who lived through the nineties will remember this dessert, but a cursory Google search doesn’t bring up a great deal. A small Facebook group (152 wonderful members) have tried, unsuccessfully I should add, to convince Tesco to bring it back.
A Weight Watchers forum poster has scoured Iceland, Farm Foods and Asda with no luck but refuses to give up hope that they’re still in production, thanks to a woman known only as “Grace’s Mummy” swearing blind she saw one recently in the village shop.
A different forum sees people discussing the moist layers almost as if they’re not quite convinced they ever existed.
But they did exist. And they were perfect.
This dessert was by far and away our family favourite and a Sunday roast wasn’t complete without it. We didn’t have it every week (IF ONLY) but the best Sundays were the ones where it did make an appearance.
I think at first it was rolled out as a special treat and then it just had to become a more regular thing because my sister and I had become like rabid vampires who had tasted the sweet chocolate cream nectar and now had gateau lust. We often referred to it just as “Sara Lee”, despite the fact the brand made lots of different frozen desserts.
There were different ways to eat it and I liked to combine these techniques within the same sitting. You could take a spoonful that encompassed all three layers for that intense textural hit or you could painstakingly scrape the cream away from the cake and eat the components separately. The scraping was a key part of the enjoyment. We would be told off for playing with our food, when perhaps we should have been praised as early pioneers of the deconstructed desserts trend.
As we got older, we’d convince our parents that the gateau should just be cut into four. I vividly remember thinking a quarter of a triple layer gateau was a normal portion size and then being devastated when having it at friends’ houses where the mums wanted to stretch the dessert out over two dinners. (Or just not promote childhood greed which, with hindsight, is understandable and correct).
Gateau leftovers were never quite right the next day. The “cream” quickly become rubbery and I remember putting my insatiable desire for chocolate above common sense on numerous occasions. If you’re having to chew cream then you should probably step away. I do know that now.
Of course the opposite of chewy cream and dried out cake layers was the problem you’d have when mum didn’t quite get the gateau out of the freezer in time. Rather than take the sensible option and save it for next Sunday, we’d insist she tried to defrost it anyway and inevitably find the inner core rock solid. You’d work your way through – it was still Sara Lee after all – but it wasn’t the same.
My favourite Double Chocolate Gateau memory came about on a New Year’s Eve in the mid nineties. We were all at our family friends The Forsters for a party and Adam and I were given an entire Sara Lee to share if we would essentially shut up and stay in the kitchen whilst the adults played board games in the lounge. It was one of the best nights of my life. HALF A GATEAU EACH. I can’t remember what Heather, Nicola and Clare were up to (I feel like they were in an upstairs bathroom necking Pringles, I could be wrong) but the stomach ache that followed eating half a gateau was worth every last gripe.
I know better than to hope this gateau will ever grace British freezer aisles again, but it really was a triumphant dessert.
If I’d known the last time I’d have eaten it would have been the final mouthful, I’d have savoured it just that bit more.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
Sara Lee gateau!!!!!!!
I had completely forgotten about this culinary delight until seeing your tweet. This was the dessert my mum used to give us for special treats.
I was a ‘eat all the layers at once’ person and I got very upset if I didn’t do that correctly (which now is making me realise I do this with a lot of foods – it’s all Sara Lee’s fault).
To be honest, I feel a little bereft now and can feel the pangs of an obsession with trying the equivalent coming on. There IS no equivalent though, is there?
Is there? *sobs quietly at desk*
Ally x
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P.S. Sara Lee’s should never be cut into more than four pieces. Doing so harms a unicorn somewhere.
Oh my gosh, I totally loved this. My nan would always have it on Sundays and it became the only cake I wanted for my Birthdays, so bad but oh so bloody good!
OMG! The memories! It was a Sunday treat for us too, alternated with an apple strudel from the freezer too. We used to have the Sara Lee with cream (double indulgence/pure gluttony!)
Thanks for this Friday memory – will be the first topic of conversation around the dinner table this evening in my house! xx
And I’d happily do another half, albeit nowadays, I would prefer a Sarah lee lemon meringue pie version – equally as awful, but I think doubly as delicious!
I don’t know if we had these exact desserts in NZ, but definitely similar ones. I was obsessed with the cheesecake variants. The rule is, if you can’t manage the whole thing in one night the remainder has to be eaten for breakfast the next day. 7am cheesecake is outstanding.
Came across this blog due to a search for the elusive Sara Lee (Yes, we also referred to the gateaux like it was a family friend, on first name terms with our household).
Wonderful read. As a child/teen, being a fat teenage bastard with a bad wispy goatee, I was given the finest present of all for my 14th all the way back in 1999. For a birthday cake, a Sara Lee all to myself. I didn’t even take it out of the container and wolfed it down with a big spoon, and had an area around my mouth like I’d starred in a concept filming of The Human Centipede.
While Sara Lee is no longer on sale, Farmfoods (and my local premier foods) sells a Sara Lee analogue. Is it the same? No. What would be? But it suffices.
I suppose.
Anyone know when Sara’s Black Forest gateau was first sold in the UK?
Omg,
What I would do to eat one right now.
I searched to see if I could find anywhere that still sold them.
Why oh why did they stop making This amazing gateau. 🙁
I’m the same Leanne searched every where.nothing compares to Sara Lee double chocolate gateau
:”'( I really Really want a Sara Lee DCG, out of the freezer, given two-five mins defrost (If I could wait that long -probably not) *Cries many tears*
But seriously, even Dairy Milk doesn’t cut it. Sara Lee was perfection. Not too sweet, light and fluffy, and ice cream like if eaten straight out of the freezer. I grew up too late I think, because by the time I thought about getting one to eat all by myself, it was gone.
I WANT IT BACK!!!
http://www.coppenrath-wiese.co.uk/products-and-stockists/coppenrath-wiese-gateaux-tortes/
I’m just going to leave this here. Third one down. Also confirms that it should be eaten in one go and not spread across two days.
Oh good god I NEED THIS! Xx
This is the most random thing I am reading but I was on the hunt for a double chocolate gateau since I haven’t found Sara Lee DCG in years. Having been through virtually all of the ones on the market none come close to the Sara Lee. However I came across the one from coppenrath-wiese-gateaux-tortes (also mentioned by Stina above) and it is the closest if not the actual Sara Lee DCG recipe and packaging just rebranded. I bought mine from M&S. Enjoy.
Ahh, feel so much better I’m not the only one who’s been Googling to try and find if these still exist!!
Nothing beats that soft, soft sponge and mousse. I could almost eat a whole one on my own…so light there couldn’t have been many calories surely???
What I did find was that the company folded in 2012 so unless someone has the recipe…alas they are no more.
We had a poor alternative last Saturday and i detected a hint of hazelnut (eugh) but ate it anyway.
No. Where. Near.
Sadness.
x
Unbelievable cake! Nothing compares to Sara Lee’s chocolate gateau. This needs to come back!
Dear Friday Food Memories,
Apart from the other two scrumptios foods you mentioned eg. Sara Lee Double Chocolate Gateau’s & Wall’s Wall Bangers, Bird’s Custard Powder is stiĺl around. You may be able to get it as a cicular tub and also as a sashet. Tip: if you’re doing home delivery, it’s worth it just to ask the home delivery search engine. They just might have it. PS, tht sachets are available as singular sachets and also in packets of 3. They are available in Iceland, Tesco’s and Sainsbury’s. (I’m not sure about Waitrose), also in certain corner shops.