I can’t actually believe I am sharing this publicly, but I’ve just found years and years worth of footage on an old hard drive. The main summary? (Other than the bad teeth and hair?) It seems I’ve had an obnoxious desire to show off in front of the camera since a very early age.
I used to make a lot of horror films and ‘documentaries’ (I nearly vomited from laughing so much whilst watching them this morning) but I can’t upload those ones sadly as they’re all appallingly offensive and they implicate other people too. Think Brass Eye, but ten times worse. We certainly had morbid fascinations.
Feel free to marvel at my teen awkwardness. Oh and that bit where I’m singing in the black dress? Why can’t I have that body now. I’m TWELVE there, for god’s sake.
Thank you very much Daddy (or Ray, as I seemed to call you for the first five years of my life) for converting the original films to digital and sticking them on a hard drive so we can all marvel all their ridiculousness. A cinema night with Katie is being arranged!